-macabre:

so they caught the boston bomber in a boat. I guess you could say we sunk his battleship. 

(Reblogged from -macabre)

mstorie819 asked: Post something soon? Please :)

I will. I promise. <3

who wants more thor texts?

To my loyal friends,

Loki here, Thor has been sending some hilarious texts lately. It has just been a pain to get them uploaded as my various dastardly deeds take up a good majority of my time….but continue to patiently wait. 

True power takes up a lot of my time. 

flylikebirds asked: MARRY ME

Sure (:

Thor lost his phone again.

even iron man can’t find it. 

Thor and I revisit some fond memories. 

Thor and I revisit some fond memories. 

Thor likes &#8220;Call Me Maybe.&#8221; 

Thor likes “Call Me Maybe.” 

tookses asked: i'm sure you do, but its got to be funny sometimes though... Right? ((love this blog btw(:))

sometimes it is, sometimes it isn’t. It is hit or miss with Thor. 

Thor really likes Taco Bell.

Thor really likes Taco Bell.